New Thing: Caption This!

Poultrygheist?!
Hey everybody! We really enjoy and appreciate your comments, so please keep them coming! In the meantime, to make it fun, we’re having a caption contest for the weird picture above. This was taken just yesterday on the streets of Hanoi, and no, we don’t have any explanation of what’s going on. Post your best caption as a comment, and the winning entry will be chosen by our panel of judges. The winner will receive a yet-to-be-determined souvenir of exceeding weirdness.
Thanks!
B&J
November 24th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
And you wonder why John McCain was so weird… this is what we did to his cell mate.
November 25th, 2009 at 10:45 am
I’ve heard of pigs in a blanket and even chicken in a biscuit, but I’ve never heard of this.
November 28th, 2009 at 11:46 am
A sad, poorly dressed bird standing in front of recent American movies. Lots of material but I got nuthin.
November 29th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
hanoi blockbuster late-fee enforcer.
November 30th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Bruno’s #1 fan in Hanoi!
or
The new collection from Bruno.
November 30th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
If your going to shave your cock, dont do it while your half in the bag… hey oooooh!
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:41 am
I’m too sexy for my shirt… too sexy for my shirt…
December 17th, 2009 at 7:26 am
[...] in the weird shirt? Yeah? Well our buddy Matt “Don Keebals” Hall won the contest with his ribald entry. We’re saving his prize as a surprise, but I can tell you it’s so awesome, so shocking [...]